My Horoscope -- Cruel Dose of Reality -
Courtesy of: The Onion
Scorpio: You've felt for weeks as if they were on the verge of figuring out your secret shame, which is ridiculous, as no one even knows who you are.
Optimistically determined to unite disagreeable Americans; the ones who disagree with political and corporate misconduct, unethical practices of the media, and the misguiding influence of the status quo. While we're at it, let's decrease the gap between the rich and poor.
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